I Still Don't Know That Feeling

I just started junior high school, and I, Kanae Masaki, am completely baffled.

Our homeroom teacher, Ms. Toa Tsugushiro, gave us an English question, and even though I answered honestly, she told me I was wrong.
‘Translate “I LOVE YOU”’... I mean, what else could it possibly mean besides ‘I love you’?

A problem that doesn’t have a single, definitive answer shouldn't be considered a valid question in the first place.
And so, with that complaint locked and loaded, I head toward the English prep room today to confront her again...